WorkO'Clock - Unisex Oversized Standard T-Shirt

Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for a structured drape without bulk. Lightweight enough for long work hours, substantial enough to absorb your tears during the 3 PM slump.

Fit: Unisex oversized fit – designed with extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch. Roomy enough to hide your work-from-home pajama pants situation. Perfect for looking professional from the waist up during Zoom calls.

Design: The "Work O'Clock" – a brutally honest representation of your entire workday distilled into one depressing yet accurate timepiece. This isn't just a clock, it's a documentary of modern employment.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing. These instructions are clearer than your manager's expectations and more reliable than your work-life balance.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in coworkers nodding sadly, managers feeling personally attacked, "this is too accurate" comments, and existential conversations about capitalism at the water cooler. Side effects include feeling deeply understood, validating your exhaustion, and finally having visual proof that your entire life is just a work cycle. Not responsible for sudden urges to quit your job or book that vacation you've been postponing for three years.