Kaziranga - Unisex Oversized Classic T-Shirt

Fabric: 100% cotton, 240 GSM heavyweight yet breathable — as substantial and dependable as a 2,400kg rhinoceros who has heard your opinion and chosen not to engage. Fit: Unisex oversized fit — because the one-horned rhino takes up the exact amount of space it wants to take up and doesn't explain itself to anyone.

Design: An Indian one-horned rhino chest-deep in towering elephant grass with the Brahmaputra River and misty blue hills behind. A heron rides its back like it's absolutely normal (it is). Bold vintage graphic illustration in deep grass green, rich brown and warm khaki — Kaziranga, where 70% of the world's one-horned rhinos live and the other 30% wish they did.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat, iron inside-out. The rhino survived the ice age. Your washing machine is not the challenge here.

Perfect for: people who champion overlooked success stories, conservation optimists who need good news, Northeast India explorers, those who find elephants and tigers "too mainstream," and anyone who considers the fact that this species still exists an act of genuine defiance.

Warning: You will develop the quiet, unshakeable confidence of an animal that is objectively armoured and knows it. This is not a bad thing.