GeNiUS - Unisex Classic Crew T-Shirt
Why settle for a plain tee, when you can wear your afternoon plans? Whether you prefer a stout, a lager, or an ale, this classic mug graphic lets the world know your priorities are in order.
Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for lightweight comfort – because carrying the weight of your superior intellect is heavy enough without a bulky shirt.
Fit: Perfect unisex regular fit – your go-to everyday tee. Not too tight, not too loose, just right for casually demonstrating that you're made of the elements of pure GENIUS.
Design: The periodic table spelling out what everyone's thinking when they see you. Germanium + Nickel + Uranium + Sulfur = the scientific proof that you're smarter than the average bear (and yes, that's a chemistry joke).
Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing. Follow these simple instructions and this shirt will last longer than your attention span during non-science conversations.
Side effects may include: constant requests to "explain it," becoming the unofficial science consultant among friends, and an uncontrollable urge to yell "SCIENCE!" at random moments.