{"product_id":"unisex-raglan-t-shirt","title":"SArCaSm - Unisex Raglan T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/0693\/0502\/files\/1744970312RaglanSizeChart.png?v=1771393609\" alt=\"1744970312RaglanSizeChart.png\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton, 180 GSM – Bio-washed for long-lasting softness and comfort. Gentle enough for sensitive skin, durable enough for your sharp wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic raglan style with contrast sleeves – sporty, stylish, and built to stand out. The athletic cut gives this shirt a casual, cool vibe that matches your personality perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I use it periodically...\" – featuring Sulphur (S) + Argon (Ar) + Calcium (Ca) + Samarium (Sm) = SARCASM. A double entendre so good, even the periodic table approves. Because nothing says \"I'm fluent in sarcasm\" quite like spelling it out with actual chemical elements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis minimalist design is perfect for those who appreciate dry humor, chemistry puns, and the art of saying what you really mean without actually saying it. The understated black and white design lets the joke do the talking – just like your sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing. Care instructions are straightforward – unlike your communication style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePerfect for: sarcastic people (so, everyone), chemistry students with a sense of humor, science teachers who've had enough, anyone whose default mode is witty comebacks, people who respond to \"how are you?\" with \"oh, just living the dream,\" or literally anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm as a second language.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: Wearing this shirt may result in eye rolls, \"I get it\" groans, fellow sarcasm enthusiasts nodding in approval, and people asking if you're being serious (you're not, obviously). Side effects include feeling validated in your communication style, increased use of air quotes, and the urge to say \"wow, really?\" in response to obvious statements. Not responsible for awkward interactions with people who don't understand sarcasm.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"IndieGlow","offers":[{"title":"Black Charcoal Melange \/ S","offer_id":44663616667718,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8XqV","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Charcoal Melange \/ M","offer_id":44663616700486,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8Xuc","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Charcoal Melange \/ L","offer_id":44663616733254,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8Xud","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Charcoal Melange \/ XL","offer_id":44663616766022,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8Xue","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black White \/ S","offer_id":44663616798790,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8Xuf","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black White \/ M","offer_id":44663616831558,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8XuY","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black White \/ L","offer_id":44663616864326,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8XuZ","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black White \/ XL","offer_id":44663616897094,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBAqubTWqALf8Xua","price":649.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/0693\/0502\/files\/Model_White.png?v=1771394090","url":"https:\/\/indieglow.in\/products\/unisex-raglan-t-shirt","provider":"IndieGlow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}