{"product_id":"unisex-acid-washed-oversized-tee","title":"SArCaSm - Unisex Acid Washed Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/0693\/0502\/files\/1745042359sizechart_d57e0e8b-5241-456d-b16c-786876372d64.png?v=1771393642\" alt=\"1745042359sizechart.png\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton with 240 GSM heavyweight yet breathable with a lived-in, acid-washed finish. The distressed texture matches your distressed faith in humanity perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex oversized fit – relaxed shoulders, sleeves for a streetwear-ready silhouette. Roomy enough to accommodate your massive personality and even bigger attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I use it periodically...\" – Sulphur (S) + Argon (Ar) + Calcium (Ca) + Samarium (Sm) = SARCASM, now with bonus orange gradient elements because why not add some flair to your dry wit? The unique acid wash effect means each piece has subtle variations for a one-of-a-kind look – just like your unique brand of sarcasm that nobody asked for but everyone gets anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis edgy, vintage-style finish elevates the classic chemistry pun into streetwear territory. The worn-in look suggests you've been sarcastically commenting on things for years (you have), and the oversized fit gives off that perfect \"I woke up like this and I don't care what you think\" energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing. Handle with care – unlike how you handle sincere compliments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePerfect for: people whose love language is sarcasm, chemistry majors with attitude, anyone who uses \"wow\" as a complete sentence, those who respond to everything with \"shocking\" in a flat tone, street style enthusiasts who also love science, or literally anyone whose resting face screams \"don't even try me.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: The acid-washed finish combined with sarcasm spelled out in elements creates a powerful force field of \"leave me alone\" energy. Wearing this shirt may result in people backing away slowly, understanding your vibe immediately, fellow sarcasm speakers forming an instant bond, and someone asking \"are you being serious?\" (spoiler: never). Side effects include elevated levels of confidence, increased eye-rolling, and the sudden ability to communicate entire paragraphs with just one eyebrow raise. Not responsible for friendships lost due to your inability to say anything without dripping sarcasm.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"IndieGlow","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44663617126470,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Hud","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44663616962630,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Hqa","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44663616995398,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Hqb","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44663617028166,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-HqU","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44663617060934,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-HqV","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":44663617093702,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Huc","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Blue \/ XS","offer_id":44663617323078,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Hub","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Blue \/ S","offer_id":44663617159238,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Hue","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Blue \/ M","offer_id":44663617192006,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Huf","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Blue \/ L","offer_id":44663617224774,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-HuY","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44663617257542,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-HuZ","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Blue \/ XXL","offer_id":44663617290310,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-Hua","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bottle Green \/ XS","offer_id":44663617519686,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKf","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bottle Green \/ S","offer_id":44663617355846,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-HuU","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bottle Green \/ M","offer_id":44663617388614,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALe-HuV","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bottle Green \/ L","offer_id":44663617421382,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKc","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bottle Green \/ XL","offer_id":44663617454150,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKd","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bottle Green \/ XXL","offer_id":44663617486918,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKe","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":44663617716294,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKV","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Maroon \/ S","offer_id":44663617552454,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKY","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Maroon \/ M","offer_id":44663617585222,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKZ","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Maroon \/ L","offer_id":44663617617990,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKa","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":44663617650758,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKb","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Maroon \/ XXL","offer_id":44663617683526,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XKU","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Green \/ XS","offer_id":44663617912902,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XOZ","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Green \/ S","offer_id":44663617749062,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XOc","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Green \/ M","offer_id":44663617781830,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XOd","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Green \/ L","offer_id":44663617814598,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XOe","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Green \/ XL","offer_id":44663617847366,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XOf","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Green \/ XXL","offer_id":44663617880134,"sku":"v-9h2k3yCFaVZV284PNBEqubTWqALf8XOY","price":749.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/0693\/0502\/files\/Model_Blue.png?v=1771394693","url":"https:\/\/indieglow.in\/products\/unisex-acid-washed-oversized-tee","provider":"IndieGlow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}